“Lawyer Had Fun In Da Car With His Secretary.
His Wife Saw Panties On Da Back Seat N Tore It Apart Screaming:
“Wat’s Dis?”:@
He(Angrily): “U Just Destroyed Evidence Of A Rape Case Worth A Million $, Now 4get Da Jewellery U Asked 4.”
“She Fell On Her Knees Crying!
Moral:
“Lawyers Win Over Wives Too”:-)
Lady 1: My son is very well behaved.
Lady 2: How can you say that? Wasn’t he arrested and imprisoned for 5 years.
Lady 1: Yes, but he got out after 2 years for good behavior inside the jail.
A successful marriage is based
On give & take:
Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it
&
Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions & husband takes it..!!
A line written on a Husband’s T shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
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OF THEM..:-P
Once A Girl Askd Her Bf :
Why We Have Units To Measure
Weight, Height & Distance
But
Not Love, Friendship & Trust?
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Boy Thought For A While
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.
Took Her In His Arms,
Looked Deep In Her Eyes & Said
Look, DON’T Eat My Brain!
I Have Already Failed In Physics :p:D
Santa Want To Get Married.
He Gave A Ad in Newspaper.
*WIFE WANTED*
Next Day He Got 1000 of Letters Saying
“PLEASE TAKE MY WIFE”
5 Missed Calls From Your Mate,
You Missed A Bachelor Party Last Night.
5 Missed Calls From Your Best Friend,
They Want To Hang Out.
5 Missed Calls From Your Girlfriend,
She Wants To Talk.
5 Missed Calls From Your Mum,
YOU ARE SCREWED!!!
Attachment Is Not When
Two People Chat Day & Night.
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Its When Someone E-Mails U
And Adds An Image Or Data File With It.
That File Is Called Attachment
SHOPPING Is Always More Fun
When
You’re Spending Someone Else’s Money
Instead Of Your Own
kal mili wo muj se,
Sham k waqat,
Bhuji bhuji si,
…Jhuki jhuki si,
Udasiyon main rachi basi si,
Jo main na pocha ,,,
Udass kyoun hoo,,
Itni pareshan kyoun hoo,,,
Jhuka k palkain,
Chupa k chera,
Galay sa lag k r
Ro ro k thak gae,
Lagi kahny
Itna romantic masge kya tha
Tum ko
Abu k number par send ho gya ……….